the keebler elves are assholes

I fuckin hate the Keebeler elves

 

the'yre a ton of assholes who live in a tree and make overpriced cookies, HOW DO THEY GET THE MILK FOR THE FUDGE N CHOCOLATE, ARE THEY MILKING THE FAT ONE!? 

 


 look at this dick, he only makes them cookies so big as compensation for his tiny ass keebler weiner

 

you can get the EXACT SAME COOKIES under a different brand for a DOLLA

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